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you are beautiful, my love

your voice is beautiful like an autumn day, the leaves gently whisked away by the breeze while we are inside, cozy right beside each other,

your smile is beautiful like a clearing in the woods, beams of sunshine peeking through the canopy, while flowers sprout in the cracks of ancient stumps,

your hair is beautiful like a meadow, lustrous locks of grass dance as i run my hands through the grains, picking dandelions to make a crown along the way,

your body is beautiful like the mountains, a stalwart mass, with which all the changes it has gone through its life written upon the peaks and canyons that are engraved all over,

your heart is beautiful like the azure sea, the waves sometimes a turbulent churn, but in whose depths you can find the most wonderful creations,

your eyes are beautiful like the stars, a pair of glistening constellations to which i cannot help but be entranced, which i cannot help but write my own fate with,

you are all the beauty in the world my beloved, condensed into a person i can hold hands with. a person i can kiss and be kissed back by. a person i can love and be loved back. you are wonderful, you are monumentous, you are beautiful, you are everything that i love.


disgunting:

ziraseal:

Todd Howard, the amount of salmon you’ve placed into ponds with no river access to the sea is atrocious 

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lauf-aiya-rson:

uranodioning:

spacemancharisma:

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[caption]
driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul.
driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul!
paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash!
driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out.
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[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

punkitt-is-here:

sewerslicker:

sideordered:

Unironically I think we need just a more powerful DS again. Dual screens fuck. The amount of creativity and interactivity and cool UI that went into DS games is literally unmatched and like those things were tough as fuck too. Please hear my wish. I get that the switch is technically handheld and thus portable but also no it is not that thang is so delicate and lacks the sophistication of just being able to shut it at a moments notice to pause everything without having to hit a pause menu. Does anyone hear me. Hello. Pokémon ranger.

No we need more psps actually

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official-boob-posts:
“zukana13731:
“konkeydongcountry:
“ cearalucaya:
“ konkeydongcountry:
“ how much money did this girl spend on custom t-shirts in the name of stop-motion anime titties
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Well there are 25 frames in this GIF. Meaning she bought...

official-boob-posts:

zukana13731:

konkeydongcountry:

cearalucaya:

konkeydongcountry:

how much money did this girl spend on custom t-shirts in the name of stop-motion anime titties

Well there are 25 frames in this GIF. Meaning she bought well… 25 shirts. Assuming the shirts cost $15.95 each, she spent $398.75. Not including shipping. So with shipping she spent over $400 to make a stop motion of anime titties.

You’re doing god’s work, soldier. You are a true beacon of hope in the world of anime titties.

Alternatively she bought a pack of the paper used to make that stuff for 20$. Bought 25 shirts for 3$ each. Had them printed which can be done at home and applied them, which can be done with an iron

the creases make it seem like that’s more likely

thydungeonguy:

thydungeonguy:

Of course you have a bite attack and two claw attacks and two wing attacks and a tail slap and a breath weapon. And pronouns. 🙄

Can I have your phone number

protectcosette:

scribbletalks:

i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin

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renstrapp:

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Posted to Autostraddle today xoxo - give it some love, leave a comment - read all my Autostraddle comics here

midnight970-4:

You ever wanna fuck the living shit out of somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re mentally stable?

d1rtb:

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real prisjake hours




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jrgdrawing-real:

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Do you see your little red house?